7: Oh my god if I was ever just by myself in a house and the TV turned itself on, I would leave.
L: I KNOW.
7: Immediately I would leave.
7: WHY AM I WATCHING THIS ALONE IN THE HOUSE.
L: I would be like OMG NEIGHBOR CALL 911 IDEK.
L: and then they’d be like “Your TV turned on?” and I’d be like YES. I WATCH A LOT OF SCI-FI AND CRIMINAL DRAMA.
L: I TAKE NO CHANCES.
L: people always go to investigate things and are like “LOL IS THAT YOU ?”
7: Ahah I know.
L: and I would just be like “D:” and hide in my closet.
L: unless I could get out then I would leave, ahah.
7: True. If I was in my room I would probably lock the door and hide (and it would get me anyway if it was supernatural). Otherwise I seriously would leave and announce that I was leaving and be like “I’LL BE GONE ALL NIGHT YOU DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO BYE. :D”
7: And get the fuck out of there.
7: Fuck all the animals.
7: They can fend for themselves.
L: ahah I would not even say anything in case it just freaked them out
7: I would wait until I was out the door. But yeah.
L: just leave a note
L: “Thank you for not killing me. <3"
7: I feel like Thor would probably be okay with non-maniacal Ben [Linus]. But what would Ben even do with Thor?
L: ahaha I don’t know
7: “Must you shout all the time?” “No, I don’t have any mead.” “Please don’t sit on any of the furniture.”
L: He’d be Ben.
L: “Don’t touch– augh.”
7: There’d be a lot of 8|
7: “HELLO I AM READY FOR ANOTHER EXCITING DAY ON THIS ISLAND OF MYSTERIES. :D”
L: man I would want to see Thor meeting Jacob and Sad Day. >>
L: “WHY MUST BROTHERS FIGHT? :C”
L: Also: Whyyyy did they name them Cobol?
L: I kept being like “WTF BSG?”
7: Ahah. I don’t know, but Cobol is immediately BSG in my mind, too.
L: theirs is Kobol, I think actually, isn’t it? But whichever.
7: Yeah, it is.
7: But it sounds the same, either way.
L: … now I’m like “LOL ACTUALLY THEY’RE ALL INSIDE THE CYLON’S DREAMS. >>”
7: THIS IS WHAT THOSE CENTURIONS ARE THINKING ALL THE TIME WHEN THEY’RE JUST STANDING THERE.
L: I mean they have that waking dreamlike process!
7: I THINK WE JUST SOLVED INCEPTION.
Amanda: How am I supposed to help if you won’t tell me what you’ve done–?
Daniel: I don’t know! I don’t know, I’m not thinking clearly, I haven’t been sleeping, I’m losing it–
Amanda: No, you’re not.
Daniel: I’m losing it!
Amanda: That crazy confidence of yours is just the side you let everyone see. This side? The side what’s going on right now, the fear and this anxiety? That is always there, that is always with you.
Daniel: No, I don’t–
Amanda: Yes, it is. It eats at you, you overcome it, and it gives you forward momentum. That’s how you work. Without that? I don’t think your little empire would exist.
Daniel: So I exploit my own fear to get what I want? That’s your novel theory?
Amanda: You exploit anything that isn’t nailed down. That’s my theory. Truth hurts, pal.
Daniel: No, it doesn’t.
7: So I ate a piece of pizza. As an experiment. And had some quinoa at the same time so it wouldn’t just be pizza in my stomach. And I’m not feeling BAD, but I’m not feeling super good. It’s hard to tell.
7: You know you’re a 5 when: This might have made me ill, let me take it in a smaller dose and see what happens.
L: I mean no, I don’t ever do that. >>
L: as opposed to. 4s unhealthy looks more like 5 unhealthy where they tend to withdraw.
L: (with more melodrama)
L: which makes me think of some ridiculous cereal box
L: “Fours: Now with more melodrama! :D”
7: It’s true, though.
7: There is ALWAYS MORE MELODRAMA.
7: You thought there was melodrama before.
7: You didn’t even know.
L: Jesus christ regina how do you always show up
7: Ahah see!
7: …I’d say ‘it’s like she’s magic’ but.
7: BUT SERIOUSLY.
L: I only like Sherlock because of the reactions of the people around him?
L: I’m sort of meh about HIM.
7: Yeah like. I like him in that… I empathize with how he sort of fails to relate to people. To an extent. And he’s an ass, and I always want to just full out be a fivey asshole.
7: But it’s that more than him.
L: He’s kind of more like. I dunno. Weather.
L: I can like the weather, or find it metaphorically or atmospherically suiting, but I kind of just can’t. Care about weather so much as I’d care about the people getting drenched.
L: Helo’s got earrings.
L: … I mean he doesn’t, but he has the piercing holes. >>
7: Helo totally rocks earrings when he’s alone in his bunk.
7: For fun.
L: … for some reason that leads to the idea of Helo dressing up as the Chiquita banana lady to me. I don’t even know.
7: NEW CANON.
L: THAT IS TERRIBLE CANON.
7: OR IS IT.
L: AND MY BRAIN IS RUNNING WITH IT.
L: SO NOW ATHENA’S LIKE, GOT A KINK FOR CROSSDRESSING
7: [strokes imaginary beard contemplatively]
7: I can see it.
L: She totally wears the pants in their relationship.
7: I kind of want to draw this, now, too. >>
[14:04] L: … the hell kind of date is this
[14:04] L: 59/14/2011 03:59 PM ET
[14:07] 7: Ahah.
[14:07] 7: A Doctor Who date.
[14:07] 7: THE YEAR NOW HAS 59 MONTHS.
[14:08] L: or 14 months and 60 days.
[14:09] 7: FIFTY-NINE MONTHS.
[14:09] L: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT IT IS THE LAST MONTH.
[14:09] 7: SEVEN HUNDRED MONTHS.
[14:09] 7: IT IS SPRINGTIME.
[14:09] L: FOR TWO THOUSAND YEARS.