coerulescens:

naminational:

sarlaccvagina:

BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING

i hate these things so much. SO. MUCH. 

THANK YOU.  I’m so glad I’m not alone.  :C

I had to try to explain these and why I was terrified of them to my online Japanese tutor at one point, which was hilarious. I ended up calling it ‘instant bread’ because I didn’t know what else to call it, and then she was just amazed that we had things that were mostly pre-made and could just stick in the oven.

Americans are lazy, what can I say.