[Image: A fake news graphic at the bottom of a screen. In the shot the character Captain Jack Harkness is walking with a fierce expression, dressed in a blue shirt with overalls, black pants, and a gorgeous 1940’s vintage military coat that is fluttering in the wind. The graphic below reads: “Breaking News. Live. Mordor: Captain Jack Harkness simply walks in. TVN exclusive.”]
He’s just that good.
*spits tea at monitor*
EVERYTHING IS CAPTAIN JACK AND NOTHING HURT. OH MY GOD. PLEASE SOMEONE GOOGLE AIR FOR ME. WHAT IS AIR I CAN’T EVEN ANYMORE. HIS FACE, THOUGH. HIS FACE.
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